FUCK YOU DISCOVERY.COM !!!!!!! JUST FUCK YOOOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a major rant about the stupid site, Dickovery.com (Discoverychannel) but first I got to give updates.

Short and sweet: Things are fine at the house. Horses and animals are fed, got time spent in with the horses. I've been doing art for my dad, got sidetracked from my daily regimen of exercise and gym goings so I got a bit more on the ol bones. Shit.

Not many new art pieces up yet, I'm so fucked from being way behind on that. Sorry.

Weather's been hot, but been avoiding heat sickness like the plague. Ha!

Got a trip coming up in June, maybe, so I be needing to get my ass in gear and work on cleaning my room I haven't done in months. Same with my bathroom and the guest room. Fuck me, I'm lazy.

OK.... NOW for the rant... And yes, attitude's coming at Discovery.com today. Watch. >: )
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I HATE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE worthless fucking piss bags of wasted sperm can't do a damn thing right or satisfy the people who go into their stupid ass backwards so-called "LIVECHAT" when they want to talk to a member of a crab boat from the hit series, Deadliest Catch. (every new episode on Tuesdays nights at 9 PM. Check your local listings for the time in your area.)

So when I went in to a chat to ask questions to Edgar Hanson, Deck Boss of the Northwestern, a couple weeks ago, I thought for damn SURE MY question got answered.

I Asked Edgar how many hours of sleep he'd get before having to go to work (or something like that. MY USERNAME never came up in the fucking transcript! Bastards!) and he did manage to answer one of my questions. COOL. But what's NOT cool is the site is run by a bunch of stupid douche loving pussies who are too stupid to breathe!!!!!!!!!

"LiveChat"??!! FUCK YOU DISCOVERY!!!!!! YOU useless butt fondling idiots.

The chat isn't about chatting with the celebrity, but rather "Type in your questions and send. [fisherman's name] will recieve your questions" and of course, the stupid shits don't have it set up properly.

So when you DO send your question, the piece of shit tells you "Thank you [your username], your question have been sent." and of course, the nut suckers DON"T let the captains or fishermen chose the questions they want to answer, but the anal staff of Discovery do! Inconcievable amount of stupid assholes working for Discovery!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!! MY face is as red as Chef Ramsey's right now. I swear to god.

The site sucks horse shit, the LiveChat is fucking misleading, Discovery staff are worthless bags of wasted sperm/embryos who don't deserve an internet connection, let alone a computer, and of course, the shitheads never let the captains/fishermen PICK AND CHOOSE the question THEY want to answer!! it's maddening!! I'm pissed off for good. And I totally, 500 percent blame Discovery for hiring douchebags for fucking staff!! I hope they fucking die off from genital herpes or aids. or something that would make their lives as miserable as they have made all us Deadliest Catch fans very miserable and neglected as though we were piles of shit. Discovery's the pile of shit, not us fans, nor is it the captains or fishermans fault either.

SO FUCK YOU AND ROT IN HELL DISCOVERY DOT COM!!! You selfish, ungrateful, sonoffa bitch bastards you!!

AND YOU NEVER UPDATE YOUR SHOUT OUTS!! GET A LIFE DISCOVERY AND HIRE SOME INTELLIGENCE TO FIX YOUR USELESS DUMB SITE!!
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Rant Over. Feel free to express similiar thoughts on this. >: )